My life as Leslie

As many of you know my name is Leslie. Yes its a girls name but I am a man!! I have a penis. It is a little small from what I've seen from other guys in the shower at gym class. I never had much luck with girls and i dont think they like me much. My mama says no girl is good enough for me. Most are real dumb or fake.

Anyways, I am a huge sports nut but I never was good at playing sports. You could say I'm kind of an armchair athlete. I was kind of a fat kid growing up and kids would never pick me for team sports. My mama told be to use my brain instead and read books so that's what i did. Now I work as a librarian clerk and get to read all the books i like. The problem is I still need to lose some of the baby fat I have from a kid.

My favorite baseball team is the Twins but they aren't having such a good year. I have another blog on the worst team in baseball, the Chicago White Sox. Or as I like to call them, the She-ca-go Whiney Sux. You can visit my blog on them at www.whitesoxstinks.blogspot.com

The Sux will fail just like they do every year to the Twins. The Whiney Sux and Sux fans just make me sick. I want to punch Sux fans in the face because they are so stupid and dumb.

Anywho, I live in Fort Lee, New Jersey with my mama. I help her pay the rent for our apartment we live in. I don't have a dad. He left us when I was 15 to live with another woman. I don't care because me and my mama love each other and that's all we need. I help her pay the rent and the bills and help with cleaning the apartment and litter box but she does all the cooking. We have 3 cats. Torri, Gardy and Twinks. I love my cats and I let them sleep with me in my bed. My mama is calling me so I have to go for now.

Leslie