G-man(boy) is a fraud
As some of you may know, G-man claims to be a Twins fan. Fact is, he's a Cubs fan that jumped on my Twins bandwagon. He ain't no Twins fan and he pretty much ain't shit either.
As bad as the Whiney Sux are, they stil ain't as bad as the Cubs. Or should I say Flubs? Or maybe Scrubs. Whatever you want to call them, they just plain suck old wrinkley balls. Maybe instead of Wrigley Field, they should call it Wrinkley Balls Field. Yes the Whiney Sux will make the playoffs. Yes they are in first place in the AL Central. Yes I admit I was wrong and the Sux are having a better year than I thought they would or should. I can admit that. I can be a man and admit that I'm wrong.
Now G-boy on the other hand is a sorry little shit. Do you know why they call him the G-man? Its because he likes looking for the G spot in men. Yeah its a little gay or faggy or whatever you want to call it. G-boy is just a little jealous pussy. He doesn't even have a dick. He has a big smelly pussy.
I'm sick of G-boy crying to me telling me how the Cubs are a great team when in fact they suck ball sacks all day and night just like G-boy. Cubs fans suck ass prolly worse than Sux fans. If G-boy was a real Cubs fans he wouldn't pretend to root for the Twins cause Cubs fans don't do that.
I remember last year when a young kid who was a Sux fan kicked the ever lovin shit outta G-boy and ever since then he hates the Sux and Sux fans. The kid was minding his own business walking down the street wearing a Sux hat and G-man called him a loser Sux fan and threw a rock at him. So this kid in the Sux hat comes up to G-boy and beats the shit out of him. G-boy actually pissed his pants from the beating he took and he was left lying there like a steaming pile of poo crying and bleeding. It was real pathetic. I kinda felt sorry for him and was his friend and all but not no more. He has proved time and time again that he is a bleeding pussy with no guts or backbone. Next time I see him I'm going to spit in him face and kick him in his pussy. Then I'm going to give him a weggie and maybe shave one of his eyebrows off. G-boy can't do shit to defend himseld cause he's a little pussy and I will dominate the stupid poser.
G-boy has lost his only friend and now I am his enemy. Fuck G-boy and fuck the Cubs. The Sox are ok for now.
As bad as the Whiney Sux are, they stil ain't as bad as the Cubs. Or should I say Flubs? Or maybe Scrubs. Whatever you want to call them, they just plain suck old wrinkley balls. Maybe instead of Wrigley Field, they should call it Wrinkley Balls Field. Yes the Whiney Sux will make the playoffs. Yes they are in first place in the AL Central. Yes I admit I was wrong and the Sux are having a better year than I thought they would or should. I can admit that. I can be a man and admit that I'm wrong.
Now G-boy on the other hand is a sorry little shit. Do you know why they call him the G-man? Its because he likes looking for the G spot in men. Yeah its a little gay or faggy or whatever you want to call it. G-boy is just a little jealous pussy. He doesn't even have a dick. He has a big smelly pussy.
I'm sick of G-boy crying to me telling me how the Cubs are a great team when in fact they suck ball sacks all day and night just like G-boy. Cubs fans suck ass prolly worse than Sux fans. If G-boy was a real Cubs fans he wouldn't pretend to root for the Twins cause Cubs fans don't do that.
I remember last year when a young kid who was a Sux fan kicked the ever lovin shit outta G-boy and ever since then he hates the Sux and Sux fans. The kid was minding his own business walking down the street wearing a Sux hat and G-man called him a loser Sux fan and threw a rock at him. So this kid in the Sux hat comes up to G-boy and beats the shit out of him. G-boy actually pissed his pants from the beating he took and he was left lying there like a steaming pile of poo crying and bleeding. It was real pathetic. I kinda felt sorry for him and was his friend and all but not no more. He has proved time and time again that he is a bleeding pussy with no guts or backbone. Next time I see him I'm going to spit in him face and kick him in his pussy. Then I'm going to give him a weggie and maybe shave one of his eyebrows off. G-boy can't do shit to defend himseld cause he's a little pussy and I will dominate the stupid poser.
G-boy has lost his only friend and now I am his enemy. Fuck G-boy and fuck the Cubs. The Sox are ok for now.
posted by Leslie Monteiro at 4:33 AM
6 Comments:
Im speechless. This is possibly one of the funniest things I have read all week.
The G-Man has added a new group to his hate list: The USA.
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This kid is too much.
The Sox have lost 6 straight to potential playoff teams. 3 and out is sounding mighty damn good.
Watson (yes, you, Leslie): If the Cubs were in a dog-fight w/ the Cards, and the Sox were out, Sox fans would start rooting for the Cardinals. That's what they did down the strech in 03. They were rooting for Houston and St. Louis. I will be rooting for Cleveland and Minnesota down the strech. I have purchased a Twins hat, and I have an Indians hat. You know what I think of you, Leslie: you're a he/she. Your photo confirms my beliefs.
g-man, nowhere in your rambling nonsensical statement was there any piece of useful information. Please, try and pretend to be a little smarter. You offend retards everywhere
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