I am working out hard!
Ever since I started my blogs www.whitesoxstinks.blogspot.com and www.lesliemonteiro.blogspot.com I've been called out by Whiney Sux fans looking to start trouble.
Well I'll have a little surprise for them cause my friend g-man and i have been working out. He is training me and teaching me a few quick moves that I can use on Sux fans if they try and start stuff with me. We have been doing lots of crunches to make my belly strong. When i was in 7th grade I got punched hard in the belly and fell down on the parking lot. It hurt real bad. But now i have been doing crunches for 2 weeks and my belly will be able to stand a punch or maybe even a kick.
We also drink a lot of gatorade when we work out. I also have been shadowboxing so when Sux fans come at me i will be able to fight them off, maybe even 2 at a time if they are fat and out of shape. First I will give them the paintbrush. That is a back and forth slap to the face. It will leave there face red and burning and they will be stunned. Then I will give them a good hard slug to there belly and I know that there belly will not be a strong as mine cause they dont do as many crunches as me.
After the workout we eat a box of Twinkies to get energy back. The sugar gives us energy and gets us ready for another workout the next day. Right now my belly looks really fat like a beer belly but i think it will still be strong from all the crunches i do. I probably do around 100 crunches a week which is a hella lot and not easy to do and it makes my belly really strong and able to take 1 or 2 shots before i go down but i will be able to slap them with my paintbrush move before they will slug me in the belly.
I also might try TaeBo. I saw the TV commercial and it looks good but maybe to hard to do. If I learned that I could kick Sux fans in the back and chest to knock them down. I would like to try TaeBo but I dont want to get to buff and ripped like that guy. My mama says that I have a nice shaped chubby body that girls like and they dont like those skinny or buff guys because they dont have the size that I do to protect a girl.
Ok, gotta run and do my workout now. I will do 10 crunches this morning and shadowbox for a few minutes and then hop in the shower to get ready for work.
Well I'll have a little surprise for them cause my friend g-man and i have been working out. He is training me and teaching me a few quick moves that I can use on Sux fans if they try and start stuff with me. We have been doing lots of crunches to make my belly strong. When i was in 7th grade I got punched hard in the belly and fell down on the parking lot. It hurt real bad. But now i have been doing crunches for 2 weeks and my belly will be able to stand a punch or maybe even a kick.
We also drink a lot of gatorade when we work out. I also have been shadowboxing so when Sux fans come at me i will be able to fight them off, maybe even 2 at a time if they are fat and out of shape. First I will give them the paintbrush. That is a back and forth slap to the face. It will leave there face red and burning and they will be stunned. Then I will give them a good hard slug to there belly and I know that there belly will not be a strong as mine cause they dont do as many crunches as me.
After the workout we eat a box of Twinkies to get energy back. The sugar gives us energy and gets us ready for another workout the next day. Right now my belly looks really fat like a beer belly but i think it will still be strong from all the crunches i do. I probably do around 100 crunches a week which is a hella lot and not easy to do and it makes my belly really strong and able to take 1 or 2 shots before i go down but i will be able to slap them with my paintbrush move before they will slug me in the belly.
I also might try TaeBo. I saw the TV commercial and it looks good but maybe to hard to do. If I learned that I could kick Sux fans in the back and chest to knock them down. I would like to try TaeBo but I dont want to get to buff and ripped like that guy. My mama says that I have a nice shaped chubby body that girls like and they dont like those skinny or buff guys because they dont have the size that I do to protect a girl.
Ok, gotta run and do my workout now. I will do 10 crunches this morning and shadowbox for a few minutes and then hop in the shower to get ready for work.
posted by Leslie Monteiro at 5:27 AM
2 Comments:
You and g-man should masturbate each other. You both could get your wrists real strong and you will be able to slap even harder.
Maybe you could also use your mom's "Sweatin to the Oldies" tapes to work out. I hear she is a fat slob and she has a lot of those Richard Simmons tapes in the house.
Boy Leslie, your grammar is much better on this blog than your Whiney Sux blog. Keep up the good work!
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