My friend G-man
Some of you might know my good freind g-man. He hates the Sux also but I think he hates them just to be my friend. G-man has been my workout partner for a few weeks now and we have good hard workouts together and we also talk sports and play boardgames. He is really a Cubs fan so I dont know if he is just saying he is a Twins fan to be my friend.
But now he says mean things to me behind my back. I found out and he lyed to me and said it wasnt true but it was. Last week when he was over I also caught him going through my mama's underwears drawer. I asked him what he was doing and he said he was looking for a sweater because he was a little chilly. I dont believe him and my mama says she is missing a few pairs of underwears.
G-man is a little bigger than me but i think I can take him in a fight. He is really just a lot fatter than me so i think i am quicker and i could paintbrush slap his fat face and stun him then kick him in the balls to drop him to the ground. I am also doing some extra shadowboxing so i am going to be in shape. He was coming over this weekend to play some boardgames and fun. My mama was going to make some popcorn for us and PB&J sammiches for us to eat. Stupid g-man only likes his PB&J sammiches with strawberry jelly but all we have is grape jelly and my mama is mad and says she wont buy any more jelly until we finish waht we have.
Anyways, g-man is my real close friend but he is being a dick lately andi might have to beat him up and teach him a thing or 2. I dont want to lose him as a friend but he is being a real jack off lately and he says mean things behind my back. He says stuff like i look like a Corky. He also says that my penis is small but i saw his when he was peeing and he has a small penis to. It is smaller than my pinky finger and real thin. Mine is at least fatter than his.
So now i have to decide if me and g-man and going to keep being friends or if i should beat him up and not talk to him anymore. I need help deciding what to do.
But now he says mean things to me behind my back. I found out and he lyed to me and said it wasnt true but it was. Last week when he was over I also caught him going through my mama's underwears drawer. I asked him what he was doing and he said he was looking for a sweater because he was a little chilly. I dont believe him and my mama says she is missing a few pairs of underwears.
G-man is a little bigger than me but i think I can take him in a fight. He is really just a lot fatter than me so i think i am quicker and i could paintbrush slap his fat face and stun him then kick him in the balls to drop him to the ground. I am also doing some extra shadowboxing so i am going to be in shape. He was coming over this weekend to play some boardgames and fun. My mama was going to make some popcorn for us and PB&J sammiches for us to eat. Stupid g-man only likes his PB&J sammiches with strawberry jelly but all we have is grape jelly and my mama is mad and says she wont buy any more jelly until we finish waht we have.
Anyways, g-man is my real close friend but he is being a dick lately andi might have to beat him up and teach him a thing or 2. I dont want to lose him as a friend but he is being a real jack off lately and he says mean things behind my back. He says stuff like i look like a Corky. He also says that my penis is small but i saw his when he was peeing and he has a small penis to. It is smaller than my pinky finger and real thin. Mine is at least fatter than his.
So now i have to decide if me and g-man and going to keep being friends or if i should beat him up and not talk to him anymore. I need help deciding what to do.
posted by Leslie Monteiro at 1:45 PM
8 Comments:
I hate to see the romance end this way. Please, G-Man, we need a response from you.
backlash jackoff. Keep your mouth shut and mind your business or I will kick you in your tiny balls.
Leslie
After that last blog-post Leslie, there is only one person who needs to have their balls kicked.
Please G-man, just send Leslie some flowers and massage his testicles a little bit so we dont have to listen to Leslie whine about your "relationship" anymore.
Leslie,
That was not very nice. Maybe if you were nicer, G-Man would not talk behind your back.
wow leslie, Im going to choose not to believe that the picture you have posted is not you. If I believe that picture you have posted is you, then it will validate everything I have ever thought or said about you.
That is the funniest mullet I have seen this side of www.mulletsgalore.com
I think leslie is actually a he-she. The photo confirms my beliefs. I'm on the Twins bandwagon b/c I hate the Sox. This is the time of the year you switch bandwagons, and I happen to be jumping on Oakland and Minnesota's bandwagon. When Sox fans jump on the Cubs bandwagon, they do it to screw the Cubs. When Cubs fans jump on the Sox bandwagon, it only helps the Sox. I've decided I will be rooting for whoever plays the white sox for the rest of the year, unless they have everything wrapped up and can help knock the Yankees out or help Oakland win the wild card.
G-man, or should I say g-boy. You ain't no man and you have no guts. Spineless little punk that ain't worth shit.
Leslie
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