Twins will soon start facing the Sux
The Whiney Sux are playing like a bunch of wimps latly especally at home. The Sux also got a tough schedule coming up having to face champion winning teams like the Yankees, Red Sox and Twins. Evryone will see how the Sux are a bunch of frauds and can't beat champion teams.
The Twins might not make the playoffs this year because of all the injurys but even despite that they still have a winning record and are a tough team to beat. If the Sux even have one injury in their lineup or starting rotation they will plummet faster then a turd down the toilet bowl.
I just home the Twins beat up the Sox good and hard and I hope they get some good hard shots into 2nd base against Tadahito Igookchi or home plate into AJ Pissinski. That will soften up the Sux when they have to face the Oakland A's who dominate the Sux everytime they play. Its almost like the Sux piss themselfs in fear when the play the A's.
I will laugh my ass of if somehow the Twins stay close to the wild card race and make it deeper into the playoffs then the Sux. I can almost garantee the Sux will go out in the first round no matter who they play.
The Twins might not make the playoffs this year because of all the injurys but even despite that they still have a winning record and are a tough team to beat. If the Sux even have one injury in their lineup or starting rotation they will plummet faster then a turd down the toilet bowl.
I just home the Twins beat up the Sox good and hard and I hope they get some good hard shots into 2nd base against Tadahito Igookchi or home plate into AJ Pissinski. That will soften up the Sux when they have to face the Oakland A's who dominate the Sux everytime they play. Its almost like the Sux piss themselfs in fear when the play the A's.
I will laugh my ass of if somehow the Twins stay close to the wild card race and make it deeper into the playoffs then the Sux. I can almost garantee the Sux will go out in the first round no matter who they play.
posted by Leslie Monteiro at 7:12 AM
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Lets dissect this awful blog-post, shall we?
"The Whiney Sux are playing like a bunch of wimps latly especally at home. The Sux also got a tough schedule coming up having to face champion winning teams like the Yankees, Red Sox and Twins. Evryone will see how the Sux are a bunch of frauds and can't beat champion teams."
Hmmmm, calling them whiney sux, saying they wont win, they are frauds, sounds like every other post leslie makes.
"The Twins might not make the playoffs this year because of all the injurys but even despite that they still have a winning record and are a tough team to beat. If the Sux even have one injury in their lineup or starting rotation they will plummet faster then a turd down the toilet bowl."
Lets just see, the Twins are 57-54, 15.5 games back of the White Sox. And not only that, they are 7 games behind the Wildcard lead. Which they wont get. Why? Because teams like New York, Oakland, LA Angels, and the Cleveland Indians are ahead of them. This isnt a “might” situation. They arent going to make the playoffs. Choke on it leslie."
I just home the Twins beat up the Sox good and hard and I hope they get some good hard shots into 2nd base against Tadahito Igookchi or home plate into AJ Pissinski. That will soften up the Sux when they have to face the Oakland A's who dominate the Sux everytime they play. Its almost like the Sux piss themselfs in fear when the play the A's."
Nice racial slant on Iguchi there, Leslie. You are a standup, classy guy. Do you talk to your mom with that mouth? No wait, don’t answer that question, I already know.
"I will laugh my ass of if somehow the Twins stay close to the wild card race and make it deeper into the playoffs then the Sux. I can almost garantee the Sux will go out in the first round no matter who they play."
I will laugh my ass off too. Mostly because its more than improbable. Its damn near impossible. Your whiney rant is what I usually laugh my ass off at though. Keep trying to keep the faith, Leslie! We are all amused by your stupidity!
Ps. Tell your mom to stop working that corner, I saw her name on the New Jersey State website under the caught prostitute section. So sad.
Listen you jack off. My mom stays at home and cant work. She worked all her life and until she had diabeties and her left foot was amputated a few years ago. She took care of me all her life now I take care of her as best I can. I cook for her and clean and go shopping for her. My mama is the best and nicest person in the world and i will punch anyone in the face that talks bad about her. I will punch them so hard they will never talk bad again. I will give them a paintbrush slap and there face will be red in shame from my slaps. Do you want that?! Huh?! Do you!?
SO DONT YOU EVER TALK ABOUT HER AGAIN YOU JERK!!!!! YOUR A JERK YOU KNOW THAT??!! YOUR A JERK!!!
keep this in mind, 2nd grader. Im not the one who started calling names and making fun of others. You reap what you sow.
If you dont like it getting personal, dont make it personal.
And if you think you could take me down, I suggest you try. Bitch.
If any Sox player tries mixing it up w/ the Twins, Santana should hit Podsednic in the head w/ a 100 mph fastball. I mean, Sox pitchers do it all the time and get away w/ it. After that, go hard into E-goo-che, and kick him in the knee. Knock him out for 4-6 weeks. That will teach Ozzie to shut his flabbing mouth. And to top it off, have Torii Hunter slam AJ at the plate and knock him cold before he has a chance to kick Hunter in the nuts. The Sox have no tough guys aside from AJ and he'd be knocked cold. I would love it if Buehrle had to bat against Santana, but that's another issue. I'll be rooting for the Twins on August 15, front row bleachers.
GO TWINS!!!!!
WHITE SOX SUCK!!!!!
G-man, I agree. Since the Twins look to be out of the pennant race they should do everything in there power to keep the Sux out to. Bean every Sux batter in the head and knock them out hard. Drop them at the plate with a few deadly fastballs and watch as they fall to the ground with drool coming out of there mouth and they shake in convulsions.
Leslie
*que the baby whining/crying track*
Mark Buehrle should be put in jail. It is soooooooo bad what he did . I would punch him in da witto face if I saw him. He makes me so mad.
You guys are hilarious. How is your workout routine going? Do you just rent Richard Simmons "Sweatin to the Oldies"? Oh wait, why would you have to rent it when Mother Monteiro has her own copy?
I bet you two look smashing in your Richard Simmons brand workout clothes. LOL
Hey G-man, you fucking moron! Yeah, you! Torii Hunter is out for the year, get used to it.
Fine. How about a Justin Mornue choke slam. Anyone to slam AJ and knock him cold before he can kick them in the nuts.
Leslie, I agree. Ozzie tried to use Politte as a goon last year.
Wow G-man. That was some spectacular wrestling verbiage into your baseball analysis. Do you guys think all day long about these horrible posts?
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MLB has a conspiracy against the Cubs
Why MLB has a conspiracy against the Cubs: In ’03 Alf got 7 games for bumping umpire Justin Klemm. Crew chief Mike Reilly called Alfonseca's physical contact a “severe attack.” He also said “Alfonseca's intent was to make physical contact with the umpire and he did. He knocked him as far as five to 10 to 12 feet backwards with a total chest butt. It wasn't a push, it was a bump. Let me put it this way, it was one of the most severe attacks of an umpire I've seen in the big leagues. It was just ... his body going against the umpire's body, and it was a violent act by himself.” It was eventually reduced to 5 games on appeal. Now fast forward to 04. Wood got 5 for arguing with umpire Eric Cooper. Baseball said the reason was for “inciting the fans to throw trash on the field”. Bull. After the incident involving Alf, fans threw trash on the field. Also, Philadelphia catcher Todd Pratt and Miami shortstop Alex Gonzalez were each issued three-game suspensions for throwing punches in a brawl April 22. Wood made NO physical contact with Cooper. Also, in ’04 Zambrano got 5 for hitting Edmonds, and Hawk got 3 for going after an umpire. He needed 5 coaches to be restrained and Wood needed no one to restrain him. Furthermore, baseball waited until August to hear Wood’s appeal and then they waited 2 days before Wood’s start to decide to uphold his suspension, which is even more bull because you have to serve a suspension immediately if a decision is made to uphold a suspension. I rest my case. Baseball has a conspiracy against the Cubs.
g-man, face it.....the Cubs suck and blow. Hard.
The Cubs are the biggest losers in all of sports and there fans are mindless clones who are under the spell of Budweiser and a goat curse. Silly and sad. Pathetic.
Leslie
Something tells me that if the Cubs were doing better than the White Sox right now, your bandwagon-bitch ass would be cheering them on right now Leslie. Dont try and alienate your only ally in your "War" against the Sox and their fans. Its already 5 million against 2, do you think you could hang by yourself?
Somehow, judging by the intelligence displayed in your posts(and the mullet displayed in your picture) I highly doubt it.
Don't you dare bash my Cubs!!! D-Lee is god. Ramirez is the best 3rd baseman ever to play on the north side of Chicago. Big Z and Prior will become the most lethal 1-2 punch in MLB for all eternity. If the Cubs can beat the shit out of Houston and St. Louis, they'll make the playoffs.
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