Leslie Monteiros life

The Whiney Sux are fading fast

2005-08-23T00:12:00.000-07:00

With the Sux having a 7 game losing streak it proves that they are a fraud. Stupid hillbilly Sux fans also can't say that there team has the best record in baseball anymore. I was sick of hearing them say that. Now they are dropping like flies. Both the Sux and Sux fans. Nobody wants to go to that dump they call the Cell anyways and now with them not able to buy a win at home they sure wont be showing up anymore.

Now the Whiney Sux are crying because they dont want to play on Labor Day to make up a rain out game against Boston. They would rather forfiet the game instead of going out there are fighting for a win. What a sorry sack of shit team this is. They cant hit, they cant fill the stadium and they cant even make up rain games. They are a bunch of primadonas and showing there true colors once again.

Good teams like Boston, the Yankees and the Twins are making the Sux look like a little league team filled with crybaby children. I guess the Whiney Sux act this way because there fans are the same type of people.

Lets face it everyone. The Sux suck and nobody cares about them. Those losers have to have half price Mon. and Wed. just to get anyone to come to home games. I guess it helps the Sux fans because they cant afford to pay full price for a ticket. Those idoit Sux fans are prolly working doing landscape work or bagging groceries. Some might have a little better jobs like a janitor cleaning bathrooms or taking my order at Taco Bell or Burger King.

G-boy is a weakling

2005-08-22T23:59:00.000-07:00

I saw G-boy yesterday trying to change a flat tire on his peice of shit 87 Toyota Corolla. He was too weak to take the lugnuts off. I walked by and he asked me for help and told me he was sorry. So I took off one of the lugnuts and it wasnt even that tight. I spit in G-boys face in disgust and kicked him real hard in the balls. He fell to the ground and cried like a sissy bitch. I spit on him again and walked away.

G-boy is such a little fairy. He would be stronger if he still did workouts with me but now he is just getting fatter and weaker. G-boy has a pair of real soft floppy man boobies and he needs to wear a bra so they don't bounce around and jiggle when he walks. Next time I see that punk I'm going to grab his floppy boobs and give him a titty twister until he cries.

Did you get your tire changed G-boy you weak little fairy? You and your car are both pieces of shit. You are prolly jealous of my car and my sound system I got in it. Plus your junk is all rusty and nasty and mine is always clean and the AC works to. I know you were jealous when you use to ride in my car when it was hot outside and my AC blows real cold. We would listen to some techno music and cruise around but that is not going to happen no more sucka. You will have to take the bus if you cant get that flat tire off.

G-man(boy) is a fraud

2005-08-18T04:33:00.000-07:00

As some of you may know, G-man claims to be a Twins fan. Fact is, he's a Cubs fan that jumped on my Twins bandwagon. He ain't no Twins fan and he pretty much ain't shit either.

As bad as the Whiney Sux are, they stil ain't as bad as the Cubs. Or should I say Flubs? Or maybe Scrubs. Whatever you want to call them, they just plain suck old wrinkley balls. Maybe instead of Wrigley Field, they should call it Wrinkley Balls Field. Yes the Whiney Sux will make the playoffs. Yes they are in first place in the AL Central. Yes I admit I was wrong and the Sux are having a better year than I thought they would or should. I can admit that. I can be a man and admit that I'm wrong.

Now G-boy on the other hand is a sorry little shit. Do you know why they call him the G-man? Its because he likes looking for the G spot in men. Yeah its a little gay or faggy or whatever you want to call it. G-boy is just a little jealous pussy. He doesn't even have a dick. He has a big smelly pussy.

I'm sick of G-boy crying to me telling me how the Cubs are a great team when in fact they suck ball sacks all day and night just like G-boy. Cubs fans suck ass prolly worse than Sux fans. If G-boy was a real Cubs fans he wouldn't pretend to root for the Twins cause Cubs fans don't do that.

I remember last year when a young kid who was a Sux fan kicked the ever lovin shit outta G-boy and ever since then he hates the Sux and Sux fans. The kid was minding his own business walking down the street wearing a Sux hat and G-man called him a loser Sux fan and threw a rock at him. So this kid in the Sux hat comes up to G-boy and beats the shit out of him. G-boy actually pissed his pants from the beating he took and he was left lying there like a steaming pile of poo crying and bleeding. It was real pathetic. I kinda felt sorry for him and was his friend and all but not no more. He has proved time and time again that he is a bleeding pussy with no guts or backbone. Next time I see him I'm going to spit in him face and kick him in his pussy. Then I'm going to give him a weggie and maybe shave one of his eyebrows off. G-boy can't do shit to defend himseld cause he's a little pussy and I will dominate the stupid poser.

G-boy has lost his only friend and now I am his enemy. Fuck G-boy and fuck the Cubs. The Sox are ok for now.

My friend G-man

2005-08-10T13:45:00.000-07:00

Some of you might know my good freind g-man. He hates the Sux also but I think he hates them just to be my friend. G-man has been my workout partner for a few weeks now and we have good hard workouts together and we also talk sports and play boardgames. He is really a Cubs fan so I dont know if he is just saying he is a Twins fan to be my friend.

But now he says mean things to me behind my back. I found out and he lyed to me and said it wasnt true but it was. Last week when he was over I also caught him going through my mama's underwears drawer. I asked him what he was doing and he said he was looking for a sweater because he was a little chilly. I dont believe him and my mama says she is missing a few pairs of underwears.

G-man is a little bigger than me but i think I can take him in a fight. He is really just a lot fatter than me so i think i am quicker and i could paintbrush slap his fat face and stun him then kick him in the balls to drop him to the ground. I am also doing some extra shadowboxing so i am going to be in shape. He was coming over this weekend to play some boardgames and fun. My mama was going to make some popcorn for us and PB&J sammiches for us to eat. Stupid g-man only likes his PB&J sammiches with strawberry jelly but all we have is grape jelly and my mama is mad and says she wont buy any more jelly until we finish waht we have.

Anyways, g-man is my real close friend but he is being a dick lately andi might have to beat him up and teach him a thing or 2. I dont want to lose him as a friend but he is being a real jack off lately and he says mean things behind my back. He says stuff like i look like a Corky. He also says that my penis is small but i saw his when he was peeing and he has a small penis to. It is smaller than my pinky finger and real thin. Mine is at least fatter than his.

So now i have to decide if me and g-man and going to keep being friends or if i should beat him up and not talk to him anymore. I need help deciding what to do.

Twins will soon start facing the Sux

2005-08-08T07:12:00.000-07:00

The Whiney Sux are playing like a bunch of wimps latly especally at home. The Sux also got a tough schedule coming up having to face champion winning teams like the Yankees, Red Sox and Twins. Evryone will see how the Sux are a bunch of frauds and can't beat champion teams.

The Twins might not make the playoffs this year because of all the injurys but even despite that they still have a winning record and are a tough team to beat. If the Sux even have one injury in their lineup or starting rotation they will plummet faster then a turd down the toilet bowl.

I just home the Twins beat up the Sox good and hard and I hope they get some good hard shots into 2nd base against Tadahito Igookchi or home plate into AJ Pissinski. That will soften up the Sux when they have to face the Oakland A's who dominate the Sux everytime they play. Its almost like the Sux piss themselfs in fear when the play the A's.

I will laugh my ass of if somehow the Twins stay close to the wild card race and make it deeper into the playoffs then the Sux. I can almost garantee the Sux will go out in the first round no matter who they play.

Mark Buehrle should be put in prison

2005-08-04T05:34:00.000-07:00

Its sad when sorry individuals like Mark Buehrle are allowed to walk the streets in freedom. This piece of crap pitcher almost killed Travis Hafner of the Indians when he beaned him in the face with a fastball. Does he not know the consequences he could face? Hafner was lucky if you call getting a concussion and going on the DL lucky.

Now this past week Buehrle beaned BJ Surhoff on purpose with a thug like attitude of payback. This is not a street gang fight Mark. This is professional baseball. If you want to join a street gang and do drive by shootings go ahead. It seems like you are more suited towards that. Drive by shootings is a perfect way to describe how Buehrle throw with intentions of seriosly hurting someone or even killing them. Surhoff was lucky to move enough so Buehrle didnt drill him in the head like he did Hafner. One fraction of an inch and Hafner could have been killed by that pitch.

What makes me even more sick after Buehrle was ejected was that Junior high Ozzie went out to argue the call. The umps are smart enough to know that Buehrle is out for blood thats why they threw him out. The umps are just trying to save lives of other teams players. Junior high Ozzie doesn't care if other players get killed. He would be happy so they dont have to face them anymore.

In the mean time. Poor Travis Hafner is still on the DL and suffering from a severe concussion. It could have led to a brian anyurism or even a seizure. The police really need to investigate this matter and be on hand next time Buehrle pitches. If he beans another player they need to immediatly rush to the mound and handcuff him and put him in jail for attemted murder.

I am so happy the Sux lose

2005-08-03T14:31:00.000-07:00

Judy Garland showed his true colors again. If his sucky team cat give him more than 8 runs per game he gets his ass kicked. Its nice to see some thing never change and Judy is proven to be just a fluke this yeer. I am going to get a big bowl of popcorn and laugh my ass off when I watch Judy amd the Sux lose in the first round to the A's. The Sux fans must be shaking in there boots right now nowing that they will have to play the A's in the first round most likely.I am looking forward to the postseason because it will be even sweeter with the year the Sux are having that they go out like punks in the first round. Junior high Ozzie will get kicked out as usual for being an ass and no one will be there to tell those mindless no talet Sux what to do.

I am working out hard!

2005-08-02T05:27:00.000-07:00

Ever since I started my blogs www.whitesoxstinks.blogspot.com and www.lesliemonteiro.blogspot.com I've been called out by Whiney Sux fans looking to start trouble.

Well I'll have a little surprise for them cause my friend g-man and i have been working out. He is training me and teaching me a few quick moves that I can use on Sux fans if they try and start stuff with me. We have been doing lots of crunches to make my belly strong. When i was in 7th grade I got punched hard in the belly and fell down on the parking lot. It hurt real bad. But now i have been doing crunches for 2 weeks and my belly will be able to stand a punch or maybe even a kick.

We also drink a lot of gatorade when we work out. I also have been shadowboxing so when Sux fans come at me i will be able to fight them off, maybe even 2 at a time if they are fat and out of shape. First I will give them the paintbrush. That is a back and forth slap to the face. It will leave there face red and burning and they will be stunned. Then I will give them a good hard slug to there belly and I know that there belly will not be a strong as mine cause they dont do as many crunches as me.

After the workout we eat a box of Twinkies to get energy back. The sugar gives us energy and gets us ready for another workout the next day. Right now my belly looks really fat like a beer belly but i think it will still be strong from all the crunches i do. I probably do around 100 crunches a week which is a hella lot and not easy to do and it makes my belly really strong and able to take 1 or 2 shots before i go down but i will be able to slap them with my paintbrush move before they will slug me in the belly.

I also might try TaeBo. I saw the TV commercial and it looks good but maybe to hard to do. If I learned that I could kick Sux fans in the back and chest to knock them down. I would like to try TaeBo but I dont want to get to buff and ripped like that guy. My mama says that I have a nice shaped chubby body that girls like and they dont like those skinny or buff guys because they dont have the size that I do to protect a girl.

Ok, gotta run and do my workout now. I will do 10 crunches this morning and shadowbox for a few minutes and then hop in the shower to get ready for work.

My hero Torii Hunter is out!!

2005-08-02T05:21:00.000-07:00

I cried when I heard the news because Torii is one of my favorite Twins players. They way he knocked down that bench player Jimmy Burke of the Whiney Sux last year was priceless. I was looking forward to Torii knocking out AJ Pissinski's teeth this year. Torri would have steamrolled AJ and gave him some spikes to the ballsack or just a good hard shoulder to knock out the 2 teeth left that AJ has. Maybe Mauer will beat down AJ Pissinski this year.

I hope Johan Santana also throws right at the Sux players head everychance he gets. The Sux should be easy for him because they can never beat him. I hate the Whiney Sux and cany wait til the Twins reveal them to be the frauds that they are.

2005-07-30T09:20:00.000-07:00

I have 2 blogs now!!!!

2005-07-29T17:10:00.000-07:00

Attention everyone!! I'm sure most of you know me as Leslie the Minnesota superfan. I post daily blogs over at my first site www.whitesoxstinks.blogspot.com

I now started a new site called www.lesliemonteiro.blogspot.com
This new blog is about my everyday life outside of sports. I;ll share my life with all of you and hope some of you can learn from it. My true passion is sports and hating on the She-ca-go Whiney Sux. The Sux are the worst team in baseball. Yes I know they have the best record but they are going to fail soon. I've been saying it all seaosn long so they are due. Sux fans are too stoopid to see this. I still think the Twins will win the diviosion. They suck right now but are heating up faster than my KY warming jelly.

So visit both my blogs for some good advice and maybe you will learn something as well. You will learn about sports and you will learn how to live life. Ok

I can't get any sleep

2005-07-28T15:43:00.000-07:00

I've been up all night long because the people in the apartment upstairs are yelling and fighting. My mama won't call the police because she doesn't want to start any trouble.

Those idiot people are always fighting and stomping around up there. I would like to punch them and beat them up but I dont want to get in trouble.

I have to be at the library at 8:oo am so I'll be tired and in a bad mood and not sure if can work all day without falls asleep. Maybe I'll take a nap on my lunch break. I'm so tired right now that my bones are hurting and i have bags under my eyes. At least its Friday and I have the weekend off. My mom says shes going to buy some earplugs for us this weekend and maybe it will help. I'll feel better tonight if the Whiney Sux lose.

My life as Leslie

2005-07-27T05:30:00.000-07:00

As many of you know my name is Leslie. Yes its a girls name but I am a man!! I have a penis. It is a little small from what I've seen from other guys in the shower at gym class. I never had much luck with girls and i dont think they like me much. My mama says no girl is good enough for me. Most are real dumb or fake.

Anyways, I am a huge sports nut but I never was good at playing sports. You could say I'm kind of an armchair athlete. I was kind of a fat kid growing up and kids would never pick me for team sports. My mama told be to use my brain instead and read books so that's what i did. Now I work as a librarian clerk and get to read all the books i like. The problem is I still need to lose some of the baby fat I have from a kid.

My favorite baseball team is the Twins but they aren't having such a good year. I have another blog on the worst team in baseball, the Chicago White Sox. Or as I like to call them, the She-ca-go Whiney Sux. You can visit my blog on them at www.whitesoxstinks.blogspot.com

The Sux will fail just like they do every year to the Twins. The Whiney Sux and Sux fans just make me sick. I want to punch Sux fans in the face because they are so stupid and dumb.

Anywho, I live in Fort Lee, New Jersey with my mama. I help her pay the rent for our apartment we live in. I don't have a dad. He left us when I was 15 to live with another woman. I don't care because me and my mama love each other and that's all we need. I help her pay the rent and the bills and help with cleaning the apartment and litter box but she does all the cooking. We have 3 cats. Torri, Gardy and Twinks. I love my cats and I let them sleep with me in my bed. My mama is calling me so I have to go for now.

Leslie